O.K. so another Sisyphusian (my own word) attempt to roll the boulder to the top of the hill.
The boulder contains:

1. much lard
2. bad eating habits
3. laziness
4. depression
5. arrogance
6. atrophying physical capabilities
7. atrophying mental capabilities

How I will defeat Zeus:

1. strict adherence to an LFLesque type diet
2. another attempt at P90 or modified excersize program
3. 8 hours on bike or trainer per week
4. complete one book of any type per week
5. plan a bike/golf getaway
6. plan a family vacation
7. learn to play guitar
8. learn to maintain bike even better
9. go minimilist and neat and quiet
10. spend more quality time with kids
11. spend more quality time with wife
12. keep in mind the steps ahead that lead to the top

Of course you're welcome to projectile vomit at this. In fact, I encourage it!