Time for a Nap

Lazy fat Americans
Like eatin' Chicken
From the deep fryer
In the kitchen

Lazy fat Americans
Like wastin' resources
From the Mother Earth
In the courses
Of makin' Plastics
To mold a model God
For the ignorant
To put on their dashboards
Of their gas guzzler

Lazy fat Americans
Like pourin' drain-o
Down their cake hole
So they can stay home
And spits the kids out
For a dollar from the guvment
Who doesn't give a shit

Lazy fat Americans
Expect a free ride
From their neighbor
While they take a leak
On their brother
In the sewer
Of the city
Void of caring
Sick of pity

Phishin' Dylan Hey Diddle Diddle

I hate this place, it makes me spit
I'm straws away from throwing a fit
The camel's back super saturated
Another crystal aggravated
Killing spree of insurance men who go
To the darkness of desolation row
The acronyms that lingo death
Manic triggers on crystal meth
Shoot the bullets in the air
Camel snot and tufts of hair
Drooling blood in urine pools
Clowns and princes name the fools
The happy bouncing manic nut
A huge corpulent smelly butt
The kick in the pants
A tug on the groin
A hand held out for a begging coin
A terrible swift sword does fly
The coming of the Lord you cry
Agonizing in a hail of lead
If you only could have kept your head
Melting wax and feathers brown
Slumping to the moistened ground
You last breath breathes a dying gasp
But there is no one left for you to ask

Carrion

Pickin' at Dead Flesh
and Poking at Eyeballs
Ssearching the Highways
For Roadkills and Last Calls

Isn't it nice to be free
Isn't it nice to be me
Anything you want to be
As long as you Pay the Fee

Licking the Garbage
For Something to Eat
A Happy Meal Box
To strap on your feet
A long piece of plastic
A shelter for sleep
A ballot for the ballpark
You can't even read

Isn't it nice to be free
I'm glad it's not me
There's no where I want to be
Where someone else pays the Fee

Club ties and caviar
Champagne and Kittens
Are you surprised you were just killed
For your mittens
Living the life of a Czar
Bullets riddled through your car
Nobody care who you are

Isn't it nice to be free
Isn't it great to see
Justice for avarice and greed
and a place for the vultures to feed